im whirling in the terrible cyclone at the epicenter of my own personal holocaust of twitching foam noses / its like a fucking apocalypse of perky proboscis here / like / the proboscalypse i guess

reluctant hero shit is when the guys like aw shucks i dunno if i wanna but deep down we all know he really does / but i really dont / why should i / i dont give a damn about lord english or his nebulous atrocities out in nowherespace

DAVESPRITE: but im showing up as this bleeding bird sprite holding his broken sword // so thats pretty odd situation