This is very good. 

It really pleases me to hear tales of physical subjugation

I presume these were lesser beings, toiling in the lower ranks of some hierarchy

D --> :33 < *The scruffy haired, saucer eyed smart alec takes issue with the tone of the girl currently posing as said hulking brute*

I command you to have free will and do as you please

And continue being bothersome and unpredictably destructive

I mean

If you want