Might Be Stuck at Home
Joaquin Matter for Boy 2- D. S.
Male, early teens, another one of the many main protagonists of this project. Often speaks like he's throwing down sick bars, including extremely imagery-based metaphors. Is known for doing things ironically, but is often hiding that he likes to do or enjoy such things by stating it's for ironic purposes.
- english
- male teen
Damn. Okay, that was a really embarrassing and inappropriate Freudian slip there. Don’t think I’m gonna rebound from that one. I’m uh… I’m gonna stop talking now.
All tuckered out like she got smacked in the face with a pillowcase full of the Snooze Wizard’s beard dander. Cause, obviously, it’s prime time for swiping some shuteye about now. Like, a few hours into her magic stupid quest. Anyway, what do you think?
Every time we talk about her as my mom, things just start snowballing down our dumb conversational ski slope and suddenly Sigmund Freud and King Oedipus start banging each other’s sexy mom swap party.
