[angry about their "jammed" cannon] What crack-shell in their right mind would put jam near the van’s turret?!

[doesn't care about a goal, only about being an effective soldier] Goal, shmole. All that matters is that we’re making a difference!!

[speech that gradually gets louder] If I can just say, I am proud to be on this team. You see, back in my days, during the Great Anthro War, we always bickered and tried to kill each other…on the SAME TEAM no less! But this, seeing you youngsters talk things out and negotiating, it’s a weird strategy but HIGHLY EFFECTIVE!! And I feel proud that you don’t wanna kill each other, even though that’s EXACTLY WHAT I’D DO!! And now we have a goodie-two-shoes medic! Our team is FINALLY complete!! I know I’m probably just a senile old turtle. But was I gonna retire? NO!!! And this team may have what it takes to be great! Sure, you may be lazy, dumb, weak, uptight, and easily distracted. But we’ve all survived this long together, why not keep it going?! We are a great team!! And we’ll show EVERYONE that we are the greatest! Why?! Because WE. ARE. SHELLBACKS!!!!