Calmer Chameleons
safestrongalive for Jealous Ex
The part here is a guy who has found out that his best friend is dating his ex. He sends a jealous email to his friend in a transparent attempt to try and sabotage their relationship. I don't have any particular feelings about the accent, but I imagine the script will be delivered with a little more bile towards the end.
Hey Tom, just thought I’d send you a quick email to let you know how
pleased I am that you’ve started dating my ex-girlfriend! Can you imagine how thrilled I was to hear about that!? Such wonderful news...To
show you how totally and utterly fine I am about the situation, I thought I’d
give you some hot tips on how to make your relationship work. Remember, I was with Michelle for 5 years, so
I’ve learned a lot about her, what makes her tick, and what she hates.Michelle
is a pet person. There isn’t a single
pet in the world that she doesn’t like, so your best bet is to fill her life
with as many animals as possible. Turn
her sock drawer into a tarantula breeding ground. Dig a viper’s nest in the back garden. Send her a bouquet of lizards at work.
