Ahem. I have a very important issue to discuss today. So eyes front,
ears open! The correct way to fry an egg is sunny side up or down. Come
on, Nakazawa. I don't have all day.

And you boys, better make sure you don't grow up to be men who complain
about how the darn eggs are cooked, understand?! Ahem. Well, now that
that's out of the way, let's give a big warm welcome to our new
classmate!