[explaining how he unintentionally killed a giant cockroach but in a happy way] Oh, well…while you guys were talking quietly, I got hungry and went to get a snack. We only really had one of those weird blue flat popsicle thingies so I gave one to Mr. Roach. [beat] But I think he was allergic to it. [beat] Anyways, I took his body and put in the chute that you said all the garbage goes to. [beat] But the dishes are still dirty.

[he just has no idea what is going on] I think Mark does a cool job here.

[after Cap insults the whole team in his speech; happily] Oh, well thank you.