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luckyystarr for Prunella Circle
Prunella is a upper class lady who is teaching the listener about correct dining etiquette. As the lesson goes on, the rules get more and more bizarre. I'm imagining an English, RP accent for this, but certainly interested to hear any speech quirks that you want to introduce.
No
doubt you are eager to fully educate oneself on the delicate balance of polite
dining etiquette. Consider me your
coach, Dutchess, and saviour when it comes to table manners and precise dinnertime
discipline.Number 1. Gentlemen
are not allowed to sit down at the table if a lady is present. All males must remain standing throughout the
entire meal until the lady leaves the room.Fingers
are the devil’s digits and they tempt us to touch ourselves
inappropriately. As such, do not eat
food with your fingers, point at people, or hold cutlery with your fingers
under any circumstance.