"I've always wanted to transform into new things. Cat, dog...Ooh, maybe a spider!"

"I don't bother with gold, so you're wasting your time with me. All I've got is my pouch for food, my pouch for dragonstones, and my...HEY! Where's my pouch for sparklies?! Give me back my sparklies, you creep!"

"Well, okay. But my backstory is pretty epic. A thousand years is a long time! Why don't I tell it in installments? Like a bedtime story each night. If we're lucky, I'll finish it before that untimely death you warned me about!"