(explaining a story) It's about how way back when, a huge carp and a monster from the mountains fought! A "you kill me, I kill you" story. In the end, everyone dies!

(recounting old legends) Yep, and... Everyone'll be really blessed and live happily ever after, and all that... Hehe, but I much prefer hearing her stories about ancient wars and battles... She told me that the warriors back then were all giants who were over ten feet tall! Little Mao: The warriors of Chenyu Vale were covered in tattoos, and they had these massive jade axes that could chop a person in half in the blink of an eye! And the Millelith, led by none other than the Lord of Geo himself, were even tougher! They clad themselves in suits of armor that weighed over a thousand pounds and fought with hundred-pound spears! Apparently, everyone was at war back then, so much so that Bishui River turned crimson red...

(introducing his friend, a suanni) Um... She's... afraid of strangers. I usually call her Bluey, because I don't really know her name.