Welcome back to War Royale folks! I’m Quinton Bay. This psychotic bastard next to me is the lovely Stanley Welles!

Oh ho ho ho, no kiddin’! This looks to be a close one, Stan. In the lead as of the moment is Dread Hubris who skewered three of his opponents at once and made it to the end first during the last round. He ought to be making kebabs with that sort of move. *chuckles* Following him is Yuko Grifter who caused her foes to disembowel themselves thanks to her godawful banshee shrieking. *chuckles* And they say music can’t move you to do anything. In the last five spots are a couple of schmucks who just got lucky. I could tell you their names, but I honestly doubt they’ll amount to anything. I bet they’ll get killed during this next round, Stan.

You really think those losers might make it?