Lorenzo Onrubia (born February 1, 1979) is a professional wrestler and former basketball player for the Boston Celtics, uniquely born with an extra set of hands. Raised in Detroit, Michigan, he attended college majoring in communications, graduating with a GPA of 2.6. Onrubia currently lives in an undisclosed location, having evaded federal surveillance via an elaborate catalogue of illusions, Lorenzo lookalikes, and holograms. These searches were conducted as part of a global effort to put an end to his murder streak. Reports state that Lorenzo has never spoken using his real voice. Scientists theorize that his real voice is a supernatural weapon of some kind where upon hearing it, you are immediately transported to a realm of existence that is incomprehensible by the human mind. A realm where you are driven to insanity by immense, Lovecraftian horrors and an infinitely expanding pit of enveloping darkness. Canonically, Lorenzo has died multiple times. Due to his status as an immortal, he can recover from each death fairly quickly.
