Heroes' Journey
Caleb for Narrator
The narrator is a gruff old book store owner who is very pessimistic and sarcastic. he's pretty grumpy and does not enjoy doing his job. he is pretty much always annoyed. He makes remarks and jabs at the characters while he is narrating the story and often goes on tangents about completely unrelated things.
Narrator: So You want a story? One filled with adventure, discoveries, loss, betrayal, an epic battle between good and evil, and a grand sense of wonder and excitement. Sucks to be you I guess. I just sold the last one. Oh, you just want A story? Guess I can't get rid of you that easily. ok well give me a second *rustling around and random noises* How should I start this. Let's go with once upon a time, *robust adventure music starts and then cuts out* no that's too cliche’ Let's see There once was a young boy… No. it was a dark and stormy night. No. call me Ishmael definitely not. Ah, here we are. In the kingdom of Senoa there was a boy who wanted to be a royal knight.
Narrator: That was kinda intense huh? I’ve got 20 bucks on the older brother.
Anyway, Puck trained for approximately 35 seconds before challenging his brother to a duel. Let's see how that played out for him.
Narrator: Puck ran away from his problems deep into the nearby forest, huh, just like my third wife. The deeper puck ventured the thicker the foliage. that’s Spanish for tin foil. Puck didn’t really have a destination in mind; he just needed to get his mind off of things, he often walked through these woods to clear his head. If you ask for my 2 cents I’d say Puck is kinda a dingus. (beat) Anywho.
