"This isn’t my only form of defense, you know. It’s more of a means to stall out time until my- Nevermind. You’re not even the stranger I was expecting to talk to, so it’s probably best if I don’t tell you about something like that."

"That guy in the business suit looks pretty pissed, yeah? But the afternoon just started. Look, he’s tapping his foot and everything. He usually comes here later in the day, and earlier it seemed like he was in a rush to get somewhere. My guess is that something happened to the meal that he prepared this morning for work, meaning that he had to come all the way down here if he wanted to get something he likes for lunch. Since he was already in a bad mood from before, he’s getting even more upset now that he has to wait even longer for his food during his lunch break; which should be ending right aboooout… now."

*Say something you think would fit*