This is ridiculous, Colonel. Even if we take everything the Summerside’s crew reported as fact, Environment Canada states that they’re still in contact with their personnel. Nothing seems out of the ordinary to them.

Colonel, would you mind explaining why you brought the Lieutenant here? I don’t believe she has adequate security clearance.

[scoff] And that threat is a horde of militarized mermaids? Next you’ll be telling me a division of little green men has escaped Area 51. [sigh] God, you two deserve the same punishment as McQueen.