HOMESTUCK: Project Balderdash (PART I)
auriclowellvoices for Gamzee Makara
Though he may appear to be little more than a harmless stoner on the surface, Gamzee Makara is a beast far more dangerous. When medicated with the rough equivalent of troll weed, Gamzee is mellow, lazy, and as friendly and jovial as can be - but once sober, he turns into what can only be describe as a cosmic horror, a split personality made up of exactly one half of John Wayne Gacy's unsettling sociopathy and one half of Jim Jones' raging, firebreathing fanaticism. Gamzee's voice should reflect this: rough and charismatic, with a tendency to swing between lovable oafishness, unsettling blankness, and bellowing fire and brimstone.
GAMZEE: YoU jUsT gOt To Be GoInG wItH wHaT fEeLs RiGhT aT wHeRe YoUr HeArT's Up In, YoU kNoW?GAMZEE: bEsT fRiEnD.
GAMZEE: MaN eVeRyWhErE i LoOk...GAMZEE: aLlS i SeE iS mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS.
GAMZEE: and now, i'm the last one, so i finally motherfuckin understand.GAMZEE: I FINALLY GOT MY MOTHERFUCKING UNDERSTAND ON TO WHO THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS ARE.GAMZEE: they were always both me. :o)GAMZEE: AND ALSO MOTHERFUCKING ME. Do:GAMZEE: and now.GAMZEE: AND MOTHERFUCKING NOW.GAMZEE: i am going to motherfuckin kill all you motherfuckers.GAMZEE: I AM GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING KILL ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.