HOMESTUCK: Project Balderdash (PART I)
Ragamuffin for Karkat Vantas
What some might argue to be the personification of drama, Karkat Vantas is loud, loquacious, and seemingly riveted to a perpetual state of disdainful rage, all at least partially related to his abysmal standing in troll society. Beneath the surface, Karkat is what one might consider a sap: loyal, supportive, and at least something of a romantic. His voice should be rough and dramatic, and all interested parties must be comfortable with the idea of violently peaking their microphones.
KARKAT: ONCE AGAIN, THE DECISIONS PERTAINING TO HUMAN ROMANCE REMAIN STUNNINGLY SIMPLE.KARKAT: AND YET I STILL HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME.KARKAT: NOW GO HASSLE YOUR FUTURE MATESPRITS AND LEAVE THE TROLL GIRLS ALONE.
KARKAT: I DON'T TRUST HIM, JADE, I'M TELLING YOU. HE IS A STAB HAPPY PLANET EXPLODING ASSHOLE.
KARKAT: OK, WELL THIS IS A PRETTY CRAPPY FAREWELL, BUT I GUESS IT'LL HAVE TO DO SINCE THERE IS SOME SERIOUSLY SHOW-STOPPING SHIT TRANSPIRING UP THERE IN FUCKING OUTER SPACE.KARKAT: LATER JADE, I'M GOING TO GO MAKE SURE JOHN KNOWS WHAT THE HELL HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING.
