Half Life 2: He Will Not Divide Us

mewmeg for Lottery Winner

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Voice Actor
Lottery Winner
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He's depressed but he won the lottery but didn't win the lottery so becomes more depressed.

  • Holy frick, this is a winning ticket! Oh my JESUS i'm gonna buy loads of a coke and hookers with this shit you don't even KNOW son, hahahaha, look who's a winner now.

  • HEY DUDE GIVE ME BACK MY TICKET I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL MAKE MY STEAM PROFILE PRIVATE IF YOU DON'T GIVE THAT BACK I SWEAR. I'LL CHANGE MY NAME TO A UNICODE CHARACTER, LEAVE ALL GROUPS, REMOVE ALL FRIENDS, COMMENTS, BACKGROUNDS, AND BECOME LEVEL 400 ON STEAM.

  • Oh shit it wasn't even a winning ticket. Time to kill myself.

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Half Life 2: He Will Not Divide Us
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