Half Life 2: He Will Not Divide Us
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Half-Life 2: Divided
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Hello mate, welcome to Starbucks! You look tired, you need energy to protest, right? Well you should get the Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice.
Thanks mate. Here's your coffee. Watch out, it's really fuckin' hot mate.
DUDE WHY DID YOU THROW THAT SHIT AT ME OW *suffering sounds*
It's a police officer. We are not picky about ethnicity or gender, but they should sound very stirn. The lines provided would be ideal for the situation, but you can change them slightly as long as the context does not stray away too far.
Hello. Welcome to the NYPD police precinct. If you're here to report the fucking wallshouters, then fuck off, because we've had about 50 reports of them already.
Okay, you've pushed your luck mate, prepare to get smoked.
I'll turn your head on your neck.
Preferably in a Southern North American accent, with a twang.
Howdy there, and welcome to the Hotel. We're fully booked right now, but if you want to visit someone you can visit them.
This is a character who should sound fairly young, but is browsing the deep web and is paranoid of the police detecting him downloading Adong Yadong.
Dude, close the door, I'm browsing the deep web! Dude. You're fucking stupid, what if the police come here, you fucking asshole? SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR?
Aw dude, look at this, I found a bunch of adong yadong! Dude, close the door already!
Thank you for closing the door, mate. That was a close one, I was about to download this game released by Hideo Kojima and I had to go to the deep web.
She should have an angry voice, and repeatedly say 'HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US' while facing a wall.
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
DUDE, I HATE THAT MUSIC, TURN THAT OFF.
OKAY, YOU'RE GETTING SMASHED.
She should have an angry voice, and repeatedly say 'HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US' while facing a wall.
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
That music is killing my vibe, mate.
Okay, I'm going to jump on your HEAD.
It's a guy who got poisoned by spiked hotdogs.
UGH, YO,, MAN.. DON'T EAT BURGERS FROM THAT SPOOKY ASS NIGGA SELLING HOTDOGS IN THAT PICKUP TRUCK, HE POISONED ME NIGGA
Ah why'd you do that haha.
I'm poisoned, can't even stand up, but the hotdogs really did taste great.
He's a guy who is half-heartedly attending the protest, but only arrived for sexual reasons.
Truth be told, I don't really care about Donald Trump winning the election. I just came here for the pussy, and there ain't no pussy here, so I'm going home soon.
He's a guy selling hotdogs and he's kinda evil.
Hey mate. I'm selling hotdogs. Give me some money and I'll throw one your way.
Aw thanks mate. Don't tell anyone, but I spiked it with poison. Yeah mate I know you're not going to eat it. I know a hotdog hater when I see one.
It's a Japanese speaking receptionist for Hideo Kojima. They will talk to the player and after that, will trigger a cutscene with voice lines. Gender doesn't matter, and whether the speaker is a native speaker does not have a significant meaning.
Ah yes, you are looking for developer Kojima-san, yes? Okay. I will let him know you are visiting.
すいません小島さん、訪問するお客様がいます。事務所に入ればいいですかそうですか。わかりました。教えます。
Okay. Kojima say you can go in. I open elevator for you.
He's depressed but he won the lottery but didn't win the lottery so becomes more depressed.
Holy frick, this is a winning ticket! Oh my JESUS i'm gonna buy loads of a coke and hookers with this shit you don't even KNOW son, hahahaha, look who's a winner now.
HEY DUDE GIVE ME BACK MY TICKET I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL MAKE MY STEAM PROFILE PRIVATE IF YOU DON'T GIVE THAT BACK I SWEAR. I'LL CHANGE MY NAME TO A UNICODE CHARACTER, LEAVE ALL GROUPS, REMOVE ALL FRIENDS, COMMENTS, BACKGROUNDS, AND BECOME LEVEL 400 ON STEAM.
Oh shit it wasn't even a winning ticket. Time to kill myself.
It's a young girl (age of the voice actor doesn't really matter as long as you can do a high pitched voice) and she requests an item from the player. When the player complies, she will walk over to the protestors and say her lines. She's a small anime girl.
[SPEAKING QUIETLY IN SOLITUDE] Hey mister, uhm.. if you give me a Starbucks I can do something for you. I can frame someone or whatever. Just get me a Starbucks mate.
[SPEAKING QUIETLY IN SOLITUDE] Okay. Thanks. Dude this tastes really good! Thanks, wow. Alright. I'm gonna do as I promised.
[YELLING] HELP, THE GUY IN THE RED BEANIE RAPED ME, HE'S A SICK FUCK HELP ME I'M GETTING FLASHBACKS!
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