Hey, take it easy! I've gotten a ton a' work done today! A Skele-TON. 

Now, i hate makin' promises, and this woman....i don't even know her name. but....someone who sincerely likes bad jokes has an integrity you can't say "no" to. Do ya get what i'm saying? That promise i made to her...You know what would have happened if she hadn't said anything? ....Buddy.....YOU'D BE DEAD WHERE YOU STAND. ....Hey, Lighten up, bucko!

It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are bloomin'. On days like these kids like you....SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL!