Irreverent Modern Fantasy Project
AriaPYON for Lora Lopez
Lead. 20 year old woman. Uses dry sense of humor and sarcasm as a shield but deeply cares about a world that has screwed her at every turn. Is only herself with her boyfriend, Harvey.
- english
- female adult
- female young adult
- Sarcastic
- Dry
(Narrating) The first time Harvey Holliday saved the world, he was 11 years old. (Harvey saves the world by pissing his pants, basically) It counted.
(After sneaking out with Harvey, not regretting it) This was such a bad idea… (they swim together) Ah! Sorry. I’m just ticklish….. It’s just, my foot is really ticklish. (Hooded figure jumps out of the water) AH! HOLY SHIT!
(Shivering, distraught. Saw Harvey die terribly and is now explaining it to a headmaster) I don’t know, alright?! Probably cause the prophecy was bullshit! You fucks put that on him, and not once did anybody stop to ask how he felt about it