H-CADE (A Homestuck Voice Acting Project)

orpheusmercer for Dirk Strider

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Dirk Strider
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Dirk Strider is a self obsessed control freak who is also obsessed with self loathing! All of this is masked with his unique brand of irony

Language:
  • english
Voice description:
  • male teen
  • Appearances are deceptive. I'm still in control here. Just doing this human thing we call "chilling out for half a goddamn minute."

  • Yeah. I sensed that was your plan. Which is kind of what I'm talking about. How can you win like that? I thought the point was to cooperate with your coplayers to achieve an objective. Not compete with them or try to kill them. I don't think we've had one conversation where you didn't express the desire to kill her.

  • I know! Ok, we're the same person! I fucking know that! Why do you think I'm so fed up with your shit? Don't you think it's possible that I'm fed up with my OWN shit?? How cool do you think it is having my own godawful personality mirrored back at me all the time, reminding me what it must be like when other people have to deal with me? Or constantly having all the consequences and fuckups resulting from my batshit thought processes amplified because there's another version of my crazy brain out there dangerously overclocked by a supercomputer which believes, just as mistakenly as my own broken mind, that it's operating in my best interest???

orpheusmercer
H-CADE (A Homestuck Voice Acting Project)
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