Well, green b1ood is ok, but it's not great. But that's why you're lucky to have me to 1ook out for you. Because you don't know better, and you can't fight the role the mother had in store for you

No. Humorous insincerity is for pedantic wigglers

You're wrong about me, Nepeta. I do like to play games. But they must be extremely important games with very high stakes. Not the kind played by translucent green wigglers who let loose an excremental surge hard in their wiggler-bottom diaperstubs. As it happens I have arranged to play just such a game tonight. Aradia and I have a private engagement to be co-leaders of the blue team