HOMESTUCK: Project Balderdash (PART I)
Steribeat for Kanaya Maryam
Graceful, poised, and fabulously gay, Kanaya is the pinnacle of style. Though mostly perfectly in control, Kanaya has been known to fluster easily and take headfirst dives straight into adorkable. Possessed of a loving and motherly nature, Kanaya should have a voice that is soft and gentle, with an undercurrent of soothing calmness. English accent is optional; if you can do an especially convincing one, go for it, but leaving it out won't hurt your chances.
KANAYA: They Then Proceeded To Have One Of The Most Ambiguously Rated Rap Offs In The History of Paradox Space While I Stood By And Regarded It Neutrally
KANAYA: Will You Please Talk Some Sense Into Your Idiot FriendsKANAYA: So That We May Proceed To Bother Them All On More Rational Terms
KANAYA: NoKANAYA: See Im Explaining This BadlyKANAYA: All Im Saying Is BasicallyKANAYA: JustKANAYA: Fuck That Guy