HOMESTUCK: Project Balderdash (PART I)
lesbianspacepirate for Spades Slick
The amazingly volatile leader of the Midnight Crew, Slick can perhaps best be described as the galaxy's most cosmically badass Mafioso. He is violent, ill-tempered, and not terribly tactical, but somehow manages to be frighteningly effective regardless. Should sound rough and snappish; stereotypical New York/Chicago gangster accent is optional.
Soon these lugs will learn to show you some respect. You made this town what it is after all. Wasn't nothin' but but a bunch of dust and rocks before you got here.
Thank god. Your precious SCOTTY DOGS are still here. You don't know what you'd do without them. You don't even want to think about it.
He still won't shut up. He doesn't seem to care about the wound. He's just going on and on about the freakish color of his blood. He doesn't want you to look at it. Just look away, he says.
You've got to admit. Now you're curious.
