HOMESTUCK: Project Balderdash (PART I)

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The Narrator
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Role assigned to: the jonin monkey

The Narrator is...well, the Narrator. Mostly a fairly self-explanatory role, this Narrator may very well be the snarkiest being in the entire comic. Must be willing to voice a metric cosmic fuckton of lines in an amusing deadpan.

  • A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?-->ZOOSMELL POOPLORD-->TRY AGAIN, SMARTASS.

  • And there it goes. It is RIDICULOUS what kind of air this thing is getting. Dude come get the ruler check this out. Yeah, it's not coming back.

  • You switch to PICTIONARY, a choice based on a strong whim from the mysterious ethers of democracy.

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HOMESTUCK: Project Balderdash (PART I)
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