(cheerful) Good afternoon, my burgeoning biologists and up-and-coming chemists! This afternoon we’ll learn what I like to call the Wet Sciences… …Biology, chemistry, medicine, ecology, and geology! You’ll learn a little bit of everything, with opportunities for further study in your favorite field. If you’re looking for something a little drier, try registering for engineering classes!

(contemplatively) Yeah… I don’t like to think about it, but the ol’ girl’s gonna break down eventually. Not for a long while, yet – probably not until you’ve got grandbabies – but when she goes… no one’s going to know how to fix her. Even I couldn’t. I’m not ready to say goodbye yet.