(casual) "Well, who hasn't thought about eating their first husband? I certainly would have if he didn't taste so bad! Haha! I tell you what. You bring old, tall, dark and armless to me and I'll straighten them right out, okay sweetie? Here's my card and..."

(encouraging) "With sparkle! Razzmatazz and that oh so appealing moxie of yours."

(comforting) "It can be difficult to admit to things you're not proud of, especially if those things hurt the ones you love. She fucked up, sure. She's flawed. But, hey, who down here isn't? If there's anything I've learned, it's that words are cheap, but actions, they speak for the truth."