CCG: THAT IS SO FUCKING STUPID, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

CCG: NOW I'VE GOT TO MARCH IN PERFECT FUCKING LOCKSTEP WITH THESE MEMOS IF I EVER WANT TO RESPOND TO THEM?

CCG: YOU KNOW, NORMALLY THAT WOULD BE A COMPLETELY ACCURATE ASSESSMENT OF MY REACTION TO THIS.

CCG: MY SHIT WOULD DEFINITELY BE SIMULTANEOUSLY RISING AND ROTATING IN AN EXTREMELY AGITATED MANNER.

CCG: EXCEPT THAT FOR THE PAST WEEK, YOU ASSHOLES HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY FUCKING NEGLECTING YOUR IN-GAME DUTIES SO THAT YOU COULD WASTE MY TIME TALKING ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS

CCG: SO I'M KIND OF FUCKING RESERVING JUDGMENT FOR NOW.