[is asked why he always goes home right away after class] Uh… Actually… I’m not in a hurry at all, but—umm. I just don’t quite know what else to do here?

Okay, okay, so, let’s start with the alignments. There are three main factions: Monster, Illager, and Neutral. It doesn’t really matter which one you pick, but each have their own unique range of mobs you can choose from. Other than that, they’re mostly for storytelling. But yeah, if you for example pick Neutral, you can only play as a player, iron golem, enderman or zombie pigman, and if you pick Monster, you can either be a zombie, skeleton, spider, or creeper. Oh! Also, each mob has their own unique abilities, like for example, zombies get a 10% damage resistance bonus, but also a 50% intelligence penalty. You should look into that before you choose and match it with your style of play, otherwise it could get frustrating. What’s your style of play, anyway?—Oh, nevermind, you’re not gonna have one yet, do you? That’s fine, we can figure it out as we go. Anyway, what was I saying?—Oh, and you also have classes that further enhance your abilities, but they’re also restricted to what mob you are, so yeah. But maybe we should start from the beginning; let me introduce you to the system, and everything should be much more clear afterwards: [He literally goes on and on and on.]