Time Flies When You're Waiting to Die
johnzaku for Narrator of Rhett's Chapters
This is the narrator of Rhett's chapters. Rhett is a seventeen-year-old boy with no hopes and no prospects. He has severe depression, but that doesn't stop him from being a sarcastic ass. You will be doing not only Rhett's voice but also that of anyone who happens to have dialogue in Rhett's chapters. So that could include anything from thirteen-year-old girls to gruff old men. Also, you will narrate some sexy stuff. So make sure you're chill with that.
[Narration] Rhett’s nose hurt. It was still bleeding, though not as bad as before. He wondered if it was broken. He wondered, if he tightened a noose around his throat and jumped from a chair, would his neck break, too? Or would he just dangle there, slowly choking to death? Great. Now that image would haunt him for the rest of his life, which wouldn’t be much longer if he had anything to say about it. He eliminated hanging.
[Rhett Dialogue: shouting, trying to convince Jace of his goodness] "I know who you are! You’re the guy who’s spent most of his time the past eight months trying to save my life! You’re kind and funny and you can be annoying as hell but that’s okay because you’re a good f**king person! You’re an amazing big brother and a great friend, and you make me happy! You’re Jace f**king Kerr, dumbass!"
[Do as many voices as you can: male, female, old, young, different timbres and tones. As long as they're realistic.]
