I HATE Fairy-Land! #1 Comic Dub
gnerpkins for Slug Lord
The Ruler of Las Fungus.
He gives out riddles to his prisoners if they want to live before being shipped off to his Dung mines or The Gooper Holes. He has either a gangsta or a "Cee Lo Green" type voice for the character (or any other optional voice for this character)
Those Seem like fair options to me, Captain. What say you, little one? You ready for a riddle?
(After Gertrude ask if she refused to take his riddles) Then how about I add a third option. I grind your guts and bones and use it for a Roux in tomorrow's Gumbo.
(He speaks his overly long riddle) Here's a Skull in the witch's brew, the brew is in the belly of a ten-ton hen's bun covered up in jelly hidden by the viper's nod off into the slumbers dreaming of a gleaming dove and half a dozen blunders. Who drink from the springs of time but have no time to waste.
(NOTE: his riddle is like crazy long. this is like half of it)
