Them's Fightin' Herds story mode fandub
Dogman-15 for Guards of Reine City
Guards who patrol atop the south wall of Reine City. Their appearance, like most NPCs, is randomized every time you play the game. Quality auditions may get cast as various other male reindeer, and there are a lot of them.
Each guard will be played by a different person, obviously. For this audition, come up with a different voice for both of them. The person "officially" cast will be Guard 1, but hopefully there are lots of other auditions to fill in for Guard 2 and the other male reindeer.
- english
- male adult
Guard 1 [left]: [lower voice] Joyous occasion! As I draw breath! The weather certainly is crisp today. Guard 2 [right]: [slightly higher voice] Such as it is my good fellow! Yes it is, indeed! Guard 1: Certainly there have been many travelers who have come to our fair city of late. One cannot help but wonder why! Guard 2: Undoubtedly it is due to the decree.
Guard 1: Hold. Is that… MILK I spy? Guard 2: A cow with milk? Nonsense! That’s not how it works! ‘Tis the stuff of legend!
[Guard 1] My gullet is rather in need of quenching. [Guard 2] Yes. ‘Tis hard work, up here all day, issuing edicts from on high! [Guard 1] VERY WELL, cow. We shall accept your magic viscous quenching fluid! In exchange, we grant you passage through the gate! [Guard 2] So long as you promise not to eat anyone! [Arizona: "Eat… anyone? [to them] Oh uh… on my honor! Promise I won’t make trouble ‘fer y’all, sirs!"] [Guard 1] Then we must sally forth! A winter sprite will come and collect the offering for us. OPEN THE GATE!!! [Guard 2] OPEN THE GATE!!!
