“Hey that’s me, I’m Honoka Kousaka and as you can tell by this freeze frame monologue, I’m the main character”

“Because…I suck at literally everything, I have daddy issues, and I’m the main character, so I don’t have to do anything”

(sound drunk) "HEY GUYS I'M HERE! "I took a run in the rain and my sister told me not to, but I did it anyway and oh shit!” *Honoka falls down*