Broken Mythos
flyinghelm for Zeus
Zeus is the king of the Greek Pantheon gods. He is known to be the high and mighty(and standoffish) thunder daddy who will hump anything that moves, even if he is in a form of golden liquid(or whatever that is, hopefully it's not piss).
"Look at this glorious ass! The ass that will surely smite y'all if you don't keep the secret, got it?"
"Why Hera? It's because of her sass, 'cause you can't spell 'sass' without ass!"
"Damn son. Ganymedes be jealous right now."
To be honest, I am having a hard time deciding if I should cast you on Perun or Zeus, you portray these two thunder Daddies amazingly! Dang!
They're both pretty fun to play - THUNDER daddies all the way. *Funky song comes on* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqjWpvbRPak
... Would you like to be casted on both characters? :D
Sounds like fun! I'll do it. I tend to have random characters in my head talk to each other already. [Not crazy I swear.]
Then you are in for both! :D Both the Thunder Daddies and Kings!