But I DO eat healthy. I've been following your SPECIAL diet.

[sarcasm] I think it must be a thyroid problem.

Hey that's neat-o. You have white shoes just like me.

[guilty sounding] Ummm. 

You mean the night BEFORE last? I had chicken and broccoli.

[lying] Ah, I gotta go now, I hear my mommy calling me.

[pretending that his mother is calling him] Yes, mommy I'll be right there.

[with a pout he says] Humph! [ pronounced ˈhəm(p)f ]