Hello, darling. Don't be shy, I promise not to bite until we've been formally introduced. My name's Astarion, and I've spent a century stalking the night, hunting for pretty morsels like you.

Shh. Not a sound. Not if you want to keep that darling neck of yours.

I can't even tell if any of you are acting strange because you've been replaced, or because this group is full of weirdos!