(arrogantly) I am merely suggesting that perhaps the reason England has not won a major trophy in…however long it has been now ... .is because they aren’t physically up to the standards of the world football powers.

(with absolute authority) No. No, don’t alert anyone else. If the others ask, stall for time. I can be on a flight that way in three hours.

(agitated) I need you to calm down. This isn’t unexpected, that is why we have protocols in place for this very event. I will make a few calls, and have everyone there in the next 48 hours. Just….don't do anything stupid. I’ll send you further instructions when I’m in the air.