You need to eat better, you're turning into a tubby wubby.

Then why did you gain ten pounds since your last visit?

You know that doesn't work, don't ya? You still weigh the same.

What did you eat for dinner last night?

Well, what did you have?

No, LAST night.

Well, I don't think you were eating vegetables you tubby wubby.

You need to get some exercise young man and not just your jaw from eating ice cream.

[teasing] You jelly belly.