Loser Club: Teacher Auditions
uriahxg for Professor Sane
Professor Sane... crazy biology and chemistry teacher, just sound like a mad scientist, (I might just make him look like a character I already have who is a mad scientist in another series I have on hold, just to do references)
Okay class, today we're working with mercury, a highly dangerous element that can cause poisoning or explosions, I'm so glad you teens don't read "safety" contracts!
For today's project, I'll be using Jessie's weed
[not part of audition, just added for fun] Jessie: haha, this should be interesting... wait, what?
Professor Sane: The plant is alive! I finally did it! I... oh, it's dead... 5 seconds! New Record, marijuana creates life!
Jessie: Yeah, now you owe me.
oh.. h-hi class! If I were you, I wouldn't go in that room... I um... how do I say this... after hearing a song from ICP called mad professor... I tried making a mouse with a chicken head and I tried making a frog with a turkey neck....... hehehe.... so!... How about we do outdoor activities today?! heh... hehe... (to himself) I am in some deep shit now...
If there's any character I can play well, it's crazy.