Audition Lines:

- (Exiting Classroom: Shot of player back) Don’t worry buddy, I’m here with you. We’ll make it to the bathroom together with the power of friendship! I’m just so glad you kept me after all those years. Even if you look stupid having a kiddy backpack at your age. It just means so much to me that you don’t mind looking like a little loser and having no friends. 

- (Player farts) I’m getting gassed back here. Oh god that’s so bad. It’s so stinky. I’m passing out. I think it’s death. I see a light. I think I'm ready to leave this world. It’s okay don’t feel bad that this is your fault, and my death is on your hands. *Death sound* Wait I'm still alive. I didn’t die. Sorry about that. I thought I was dying.

-- (Player fails) You did it. You pooped your pants! Look what you’ve done. These were my favorite pair of pants you’ve owned! I’m honestly disappointed, embarrassed and a little hungry. The latter isn’t really connected but I think it should be known. I didn’t eat today. Not much at least. I’m starting to think we just won’t eat today, and I'll starve. Not seeing much effort from you to feed me. Just being honest. It’s just bad ownership.