Race of the eight winds Griffon Rider interview
Jackson Wilson for Trevon Sesma - Griffon Rider
Trevon is a jock through and through. He rides for the Griffon Team in a race on the back of magical animals. He is a very "#Blessed #Gains #LegDay" type of person, training for vanity, and very much an influencer in a fantasy world.Imagine the kind of guy who takes thirst pics of himself and posts them on social media as a way to promote a brand deal.Here are some lines we'd like you to read, with some context lines
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Sylas- (under his breath) oh my god. (cutting through Alufi’s Giggles and screams of outrage outside) So Uh, Trevon, how did you become the Jockey for the Griffon?
Trevon- Oh yeah, so like. The recruiters were all like, (falsetto) “Hey, you’re really good looking and have a way with crowds, fly for the Griffon” and I was like, “Yeah”. They acknowledged that I’d reached my Hashtag:Goals and loved that I am all about that Swole Dorn lifestyle.
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Trevon- (in a rehearsed manner) And we do it all using Bull’s Strength Protein Powder by Cannith Potions, a House Cannith Company. Some days I am just not as strong as I need to be, so, Loose Tornado Echo and I pour one spoonful of the Bull’s Strength Protein Powder into a glass of warm milk, and chug the delicious drink down. (sounds of opening a container, and spooning out powder into a liquid) Bull’s Strength Protein Powder comes in several flavors like Tal (Tawl), Chocolate, Banana, Silverfruit, or my favorite, Cranberry. (sound of spoon mixing in a glass) Need that extra energy to get you through the day? Cannith Potions also has Bear’s Endurance Energy Spiker, just pour this tiny vial into your favorite beverage (pouring noise) and you’ll have the endurance to make it through your long day! (gulping drink down)
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Alufi- R-right. So Trevon, who do you consider to be your biggest opponents this year?
Trevon- The Eagle has a pretty big base, so they’ll be hard to top hype wise. The Owl seems to have your heart, so I’ll have to fix that. Oh and the Hippogriff, total jerks. We get it, you’re Watchmen but can you, like, maybe not be so obviously, like, corrupt? Hashtag:Incorruptible.
Sylas- That is honestly a surprising statement, I never thought someone like you could be a warrior for justice.
Trevon- I’m a man of the people, and caring about that stuff really helps the public’s opinion of me.-------
- english
- male young adult
Oh yeah, so like. The recruiters were all like, (falsetto) “Hey, you’re really good looking and have a way with crowds, fly for the Griffon” and I was like, “Yeah”. They acknowledged that I’d reached my Hashtag:Goals and loved that I am all about that Swole Dorn lifestyle.
Trevon- (in a rehearsed manner) And we do it all using Bull’s Strength Protein Powder by Cannith Potions, a House Cannith Company. Some days I am just not as strong as I need to be, so, Loose Tornado Echo and I pour one spoonful of the Bull’s Strength Protein Powder into a glass of warm milk, and chug the delicious drink down. (sounds of opening a container, and spooning out powder into a liquid) Bull’s Strength Protein Powder comes in several flavors like Tal (Tawl), Chocolate, Banana, Silverfruit, or my favorite, Cranberry. (sound of spoon mixing in a glass) Need that extra energy to get you through the day? Cannith Potions also has Bear’s Endurance Energy Spiker, just pour this tiny vial into your favorite beverage (pouring noise) and you’ll have the endurance to make it through your long day! (gulping drink down)
The Eagle has a pretty big base, so they’ll be hard to top hype wise. The Owl seems to have your heart, so I’ll have to fix that. Oh and the Hippogriff, total jerks. We get it, you’re Watchmen but can you, like, maybe not be so obviously, like, corrupt? Hashtag:Incorruptible.
