God of interpreters and translators. After the Greeks called him Hermes just to tease him, he left with Apollo. Soon after he became a mailman. He mainly delivers mail door to door for the motel, but occasionally expands to the whole town. He's very pissy, pretty much done with life. Kind of an angsty teen, but not. He is bilingual, so there will be multiple languages to voice act. Think 'Craig Tucker' from South Park.