The Fiona Five: A High School Comedy (Original RadioPlay)
DottDraws for Principal Felterbush
Principle Felterbush (pronounced FEL-TER-BUSH) is the old principal of Olympic High who's been there far too long and really doesn't want to be there anymore. She is a very by-the-book type administrator, has no time for school spirit, childish behavior or anything fun. Thus The Fiona Five is a great source of aggrivation for her, but due to Fiona's status and her parentage, her hands are tied to go along with their demands.
Good morning Olympic High. Forgive our tardiness, we had some technical issues. Apparently some pranksters thought it would be real funny to leave a skunk in my office! When I find out who did this, I'm going to expel them… or make them wash out the skunk smell… which is probably worse!
And of course it wouldn't be a first day of school without an… ugh… enlightening message from Jessica Perez of The Fiona Five.
Went for something along the lines of the snail lady from Monster's Inc (Forget her name)