(overflowing with happiness) Ah, yes, good afternoon.  In my haste, I dispensed with the proper greetings.  My mistake. At any rate, I promised to see you later, and so, without fail, without a doubt, here I am.

A-Ah-ha...ticklish. Hm...I actually can't be sure.  I've never really been tickled before - well, unless you count the occasional chaff rearing its head out of my bed and poking me.  But it's more vicious than it is a good time. So, I couldn't really tell you one way or the other.

Of course!  If he knows I'm helping you with this...hoh-ho, I'm completely done for.