The Greasetrap Arnie Scarborough is an old school professional wrestler who's been wrestling longer than most of us have been alive. He claims to have won championships all over the world, wrestled in the most prestigious venues, and made more money than anyone else. At least he claims to have. There's no record of him ever doing this and his only source is himself. He's a washed up has been who's trying to find work as a part of Cool Hat Paul and Footbrawler's Team for a 6 man Tag match.

Arnie is a carnie wrestler, constantly telling tales that get bigger in the retelling as an attempt to impress people and hopefully make money. He's an oddball, off-putting and kinda pathetic. Regardless of that he completely buys into his own hype. He tells every story like it's an absolute fact and will never let his confidence waver. If it ever does he simply tells a bigger lie to make up for the blow to his pride.

Arnie is a slurring mess. He's got a very noticeable southern accent with a tendency to ramble on without pause. His voice is gruff and sounds as though he's smoked a pack of cigarettes' every day for the past 40 years. He should sound like he constantly just woke up.