I mean, even I know that's kind of fuckin' sucky, buddy. 'Woe is me, we can't reach the fuckers that imprisoned us here; ooh look at me, I'm a super-powerful motherfucking reality bender, yet I somehow can't ascend to other plains of existence" my ass, asshole.

Jesus Christ, who cares about that! I'm fucking bored. That's all I care about. I don't give a single shit about anything else, Jesus.

Okay, Jesus, sorry, no need to fuckin' scream. We're adults, for god's sake, you can just —