NL SECURITY GUARD (a security guard stationed at a corporate headquarters.) LINE: Ms. Adamu. Captain Dalal's been trying to reach you. (beat) Good morning, sir. Let me get the gate. LEVIATHAN BANDIT 1 (a henchman for a terrorist, someone battle-hardened but hungry for approval). LINE: (shouting) All you tunnel people--in the corner. Imagine you're playing the role of someone who's afraid of being shot. (second scene, takes a bite of an apple; it's the most delicious thing they’ve tasted in years) My God, I haven't had a real apple in forever. I can't remember if this is even what one really tastes like! (starts coughing, vomiting) Fuck...what's happening...this is BLOOD... BANDIT STOOGE (another henchman). LINE: (feeling something hot to the touch) God--that's fucking hot...(shouting) You down there! Get the fuck up and stop this fucking tank! HOUSE BANDITS 1 and 2 (rogue terrorists who run into the main characters in a house). LINES (feel free to read for both): HOUSE BANDIT 1 Did you kill that woman? Is that Rosalind Young? HOUSE BANDIT 2 How about that? The queen herself. HOUSE BANDIT 1 Well, who gives a shit. Where is it? The ROOM. You live here. You should know. HOUSE BANDIT 2 I've got no patience for this. I'm not talking about food. THE ROOM. Where is it? SAILORS 1 and 2 (two sailors aboard a ship during a pirate attack) LINES (feel free to read for both): SAILOR 1 What are we waiting for? It's a ghost ship, isn't it? SAILOR 2 I'm sure that's what the Captain's trying to figure out. SAILOR 1 It's one of ours, right? It's one of our patrol boats. SAILOR 2 I'm sure he's checking. SAILOR 1 I've already looked it up. It's one of ours. SAILOR 2 Seriously? SAILOR 1 That number is the Winston B. Carlisle. It's an active ship. It's one of ours. LODGE BANDIT (a rogue terrorist at a rural hunting lodge). LINE: We've been waiting for something worthwhile to stop by. It was worth the wait. How do I get inside? (about to shoot him) Whatever...I'll figure it out. USS VALIANT CAPTAIN (the captain of a freight vessel under attack). LINE: To the vessel claiming to be the Winston B. Carlisle. We know you are NOT the Winston B. Carlisle. We have received confirmation that the real Winston B. Carlisle is currently on patrol in the South Atlantic. We will prepare to board. Do not take action, or you will be fired upon. WAYBACK BANDIT (a rogue bandit encountered as the main characters make their way back home). LINE: You two, on the fucking ground! HELICOPTER REPORTER (a reporter reporting from a helicopter over the ocean, has to shout to be heard). LINE: You forget how massive the M3 is when it's at full capacity. It’s like looking at a white island. We've got 31 naval ships and they look like ants around an apple core. It's deathly quiet. You can't tell because of the drone motors, but we're the loudest thing for miles around. The silence down there is unnerving. You get the sense that something could happen at any moment. There's no activity, but a whole lot of tension. CITY BANDITS 1 and 2 (two rogue bandits on edge, feel free to read for both). LINES: BANDIT 1 Are they one of us? BANDIT 2 We’d know if they were. Shut your mouth. BRETT (a patient in a doctor’s office who has come across his doctor doing something shocking). LINE: (shocked) Dr. Davis? (pause) I… I should go… We can reschedule...