*Bark* It's so cold. I wish a had a tic-tac. Just one, Dustin said two is too many.

Hello, I'm hoe number 1. I was sent *Bark* Apples and gummy bears. I've always wanted to know what nature dumps were like. I took a dump by the window and wiped my ass with the grass. That grass was so soft. ... Anyway, I was sent here because of apples. *Laugh* I gave my teacher apple juice; I can't believe she started drinking it in class. It wasn't really apple juice. It was my piss. I got the idea from an old movie.

There's Captain Hamstring; doesn't his face look like a horse had sex with a gorilla's ass. *Growl* My face is a blowhole. *Bark*