I don’t think you toys realize what’s involved with keeping this little bedroom community up and running. So until you’ve walked a foot in Woody’s boots, you should show him your support.

If this Kagoy fellow cares about toys like they say he does, then maybe he can stop this policy of smashing recalled toys and get all of us fixed!

Mission Log Stardate 4072: Still no sign of my ship as I find myself encircled by laser-proof aliens from the 19th Century American West, a lone Jurassic creature, something pink and porcine, two females of unknown origin, a canine that’s ingested a spring, and a mustachioed mutant who appears to be in a persistent vegetative state.